it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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