you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
