thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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