we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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