thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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