so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
