My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Where is the hickey?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
