i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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