I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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