I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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