That's intense
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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