I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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