Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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