somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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