do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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