just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
this beer tastes like vomit already
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My life is pants optional.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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