i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Someone signed my nipple.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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