Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
