You're so nebulous sometimes
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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