Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Everclear isn't food dammit
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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