To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
so much tequila, so little girl.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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