Nicole vs. Life
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just high enough for therapy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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