what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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