i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
