dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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