I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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