I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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