Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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