Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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