really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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