u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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