I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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