I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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