love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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