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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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