why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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