Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
only if we run a train.
done.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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