ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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