From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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