Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think people are normalizing furries
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