trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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