Welp...herpes.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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