I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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