Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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