You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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