1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
