I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You pole danced in your parka.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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