I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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