Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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