party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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